This explains why I never get my homework done =p lol 

my favorite is makes broccoli taste like chocolate hahaha

Confessions of a Broke College Student

Confession #3: I didn’t have my paper done for class the other day….completely forgot about it….so I told my teacher my jump drive broke and asked if I could email it when I got home (aka right it as fast as I can when I get home then email it)

Confessions of a Broke College Student

Confession #2:

I didn’t feel like writing my paper or making my presentation for my class tomorrow, so I emailed my teacher telling her I’d be out of class for a job interview.

I think the turtleneck needs to be on the line closer to looks dumb

Confessions of a Broke College Student

Confession #1:

I don’t have any money for toilet paper, so today I stole some from my school’s bathroom and hid it in my purse.

I don’t have any money for toilet paper, so today I stole some from my school’s bathroom and hid it in my purse.

barney!